Sunday, August 30, 2009

Quote Board²

Quotes from The Class Of Yedid (Year 2):


  • 9/04/09
  • "Cuz It's history, it already happened."- Marc Hedrick
  • "Your lips are really dry."- Anthony Joaquin
  • "It was hilariously lame."- Mr. Yedid
  • "Question has an A?"- Mr. Yedid
  • "Uh, I'm ambidextrous!"- Anthony Joaquin
  • 9/09/09
  • "He was a good soldier."- Mr. Yedid
  • "...(chewing apple)... sorry, I'll wait to eat my apple."- Mr. Yedid
  • "This was a really bad idea to bring an apple to class, but it just looked so green and crisp."- Mr. Yedid
  • "Let's blow up that plane on Thursday. Haha. Omg!"- Mr. Yedid
  • "The terrorists are like texting."- Logan Hensley
  • "It's not that there's bad information, it's just that if the information sucks, we don't know who to blame."- Mr. Yedid
  • "But, we're not in Mexico."- Kati Perry
  • 9/11/09
  • "Sign in as a different strudel."- Sage Sanders
  • 9/14/09
  • "Kati, don't be evil."- Mr. Yedid
  • "Xhidae's bouncing awkwardly."- Mr. Yedid
  • "It sounded like a deep subterranean rumble."- Mr. Yedid
  • 9/16/09
  • "They have milk break."- Mr Yedid
  • "I need to pick my battles..........carefully."- Mr. Yedid
  • "Xhidae, that was excessive."- Mr. Yedid
  • 9/18/09
  • "Logan needs... Logan needs a brain... Logan needs a big brain... Logan desperately needs a big brain."- Mr. Yedid
  • "It's like a Rachel Pearlman Chicago accent."- Marc Hedrick
  • "That's like saying a glockenspiel is like a spiel of glockens."- Mr. Yedid
  • 9/21/09
  • "Jesus is mad. He's fired up."- Mr. Yedid
  • "My dreams have never been easier."- Mr. Yedid
  • "Mah whole head is like..."- Marc Hedrick
  • "That was either extraordinarily profound or extremely annoying."- Mr. Yedid
  • 9/25/09
  • "Henry, thank you for that utterly useless comment."- Mr. Yedid
  • "You defiled the west (pokes Henry)."- Mr. Yedid
  • 9/30/09
  • "If you were stalking me..."- Mr. Yedid
  • 10/14/09
  • "No, your not god."- Mr. Yedid
  • "Mr. Wilper just broke a plywood board on his head."- Mr. Yedid
  • "Yes, yes. Oh, god."- Mr. Yedid
  • 10/16/09
  • "I have an owl problem."- Anthony Joaquin
  • "Instead it was, bleach... explosion."- Mr. Yedid
  • "Y- If I ever have a computer that can talk to me, I want it to be just like Xhidae. C- So, you want it to have an afro on top?"- Mr. Yedid and CJ Triana
  • 10/21/09
  • "You just basically did bupkis."- Mr. Yedid
  • "The white knight."- Marc Hedrick
  • "Xhidae, you're jumping on the 'making things crappy' train."- Mr. Yedid
  • 10/22/09
  • "With your little pajama cup."- Logan Hensley
  • "That was very Xhidae-like."- Mr. Yedid
  • "These are sort of fun to...flap."- Mr. Yedid
  • "L-I bet Xhidae could fix Marc's 'Atomic Structure' thing. Y-Not even Xhidae could fix that."- Logan Hensley and Mr. Yedid
  • 10/26/09
  • "Do you cap the toothpaste at night?"- Xhidae Otam
  • "Are you on drugs?"- Mr. Yedid
  • 11/18/09
  • "We went from me having a moment of zen, to a mythical creature."- Mr. Yedid
  • "Can we have 'Honorable Mentions'?"- Henry Poole
  • "Ok, where are all the women?"- Anthony Joaquin
  • 11/20/09
  • "So they can be Guamish?"- Touran Fardeen
  • "Sage disappears into the Mexican desert for two years and comes back with a beard down to his knees."- Mr. Yedid
  • "Slogan has Logan in it. That's funny."- Mr. Yedid
  • "I got food poisoning from my motha's cookie."- Anthony Joaquin
  • 11/24/09
  • "I pray to the virgin...(waves hand in air)."- Xhidae Otam
  • 12/02/09
  • "(In creeper voice)Story time..."- Anthony Joaquin
  • "My mom wanted to name me Shamus."- Henry Poole
  • 12/04/09
  • "Why is that funny, Joaquin? Please explain. (referring to the name Dorothy A. Dix)"- Logan Hensley
  • "It was more like Smooth Latin Jazz."- Sage Sanders
  • 12/09/09
  • "I have a massive wedgie."- Marc Hedrick
  • "My mom always says, 'Don't use that Kati Perry tone with me, Touran'."- Touran Fardeen
  • 12/11/09
  • "The service is good, the phones are poop (Verizon)."- Mr. Yedid
  • "See you there (creeper voice)."- Mr. Yedid
  • 12/15/09
  • "...felt the dew seeping into his pants."- Marc Hedrick
  • Sometime...
  • "They stimulate the veterans."- Marc Hedrick
  • "CJ sent me a threatening email saying he was going to crash a plane into my house..."- Mr. Yedid
  • 3/12/10
  • "What's that between its legs?"-Logan Hensley
  • "Oh, you mean this one? OHHH!!!!"- Mr. Yedid
  • 3/22/10
  • "The midget circus!"- Touran Fardeen
  • "Nothing like a good ear surgery."- Mr. Yedid
  • "You know you can also rip someone's trachea out."- Logan Hensley
  • 3/24/10
  • "What's a bloy?"- Touran Fardeen
  • "I look over there and Sage's tongue is like flapping out of his mouth."- Mr. Yedid
  • 4/16/10
  • "It's a rainbow of Marc Hedrick."- Mr. Yedid
  • "I think the man-lady may be coming up soon."- Mr. Yedid
  • "Excuse me while I die."- Mr. Yedid
  • 4/26/10
  • "I love a good bottle-cap mosaic."- Mr. Yedid
  • 4/28/10
  • "If you ever compare me to Ms. Bakht again, I might have to kill you."- Mr. Yedid
  • "What do we call women who are sexually promiscuous?"- Mr. Yedid "Sluts"- Touran Fardeen "Is there a word we have for men?"- Mr. Yedid "Manwhores."- Logan Hensley
  • "A bearded woman lumberjack?"- CJ Triana
  • 4/30/10
  • "It's for people who have issues and have no fingers."- Mr. Yedid
  • 5/3/10
  • "Beware of spatula beatings."- Mr. Yedid
  • "I promise we'll get back to nuclear weapons."- Mr. Yedid
  • 5/05/10
  • "Did he have 'em?"- Mr. Yedid
  • 5/17/10
  • "Someone took my map! Bastards!"- Mr. Yedid
  • 5/19/10
  • "We've squeaked things that couldn't be squeaked before."- Henry Poole
  • "You guys sound like rusty old fishermen."- Mr. Yedid
  • "This morning we bought a giant box of cumquats and Mr. Richter would say, 'Namir, hit me.' So, I would throw him one and he would try to catch it in his mouth and at one point on hit Mrs. Chu."- Mr. Yedid
  • "Lot's of weapons, weird names, and crazy people in the mountains."- Mr. Yedid

10 comments:

* said...

dude.. ur prob not gonna hav mr.yedid
remeber

CJ Triana said...

I do though, Nan. I got him 8th period American Studies.

ãɳɳÿ ħuãɳġ said...

He does. And I wish I was.

CJ Triana said...

You just HAD to switch Spanish.

* said...

omg hahh xie dai ur bouncing awkwardly


LUCKY u hav mr.yedid AWSOMENES

CJ Triana said...

Yeah I am. His name is Xhidae.

ãɳɳÿ ħuãɳġ said...

Epic.

Btw, my verification word was "dinggs".

CJ Triana said...

Seriously? xDDDD Now that is epic.

CJ Triana said...

I think my blog is dead. Sorry to whoever still reads it. It will be up still, but I will not post anymore.

Haley Flowers (saylorsoul) said...

HAHA i read this after anny linked it from facebook. I love it, except I don't know mr. yedid but I can imagine him saying most of this